chris is actively trying to kill me, i swear to god.
Tousled hair? Check.
Unzipped uniform? Check.
Bubble butt? Check.
Seriously, Chris, it’s not fair, stop being perfect.
Debauched looking Cap ahoy!
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. CHISTOPHER ROBERT EVANS, I’M DONE
I AM SO FUCKING DONE.
See, this is why I call his butt “beautiful assets”