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Anonymous asked:

Steve's wearing one of his cartoon t-shirts and there's an emergency team up with other superheroes and when they show up he hasn't changed into his uniform yet and everyone is moderately confused.


Tony starts calling Steve and Sam “Finn and Jake”, then Bucky becomes “Marcie” and Nat becomes “Bubblegum”, Bruce is “Muscle Princess” and Clint is “Lemongrab” which is a fucking reach and Tony gets tons of shit for it. Only it gets Clint to say “this is unacceptable” over the comms and then Tony demands an apology from eVERYONE because CLEARLY IT WAS WORTH IT

Tony almost falls the fuck out of the sky when Steve’s reply is “Shut up, BMO.”


"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

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