chris is actively trying to kill me, i swear to god.
Tousled hair? Check.
Unzipped uniform? Check.
Bubble butt? Check.
Seriously, Chris, it’s not fair, stop being perfect.
Debauched looking Cap ahoy!
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. CHISTOPHER ROBERT EVANS, I’M DONE
I AM SO FUCKING DONE.
See, this is why I call his butt “beautiful assets”
Tracks
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas)
if someone says they dont want to be touched
- dont touch them
- dont fucking touch them
- actually dont touch them
- dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
- THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
He lied to protect the innocents. General public is not ready for the truth.
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If I roll you into a ball and throw you,
Will you bounce?
Retreat
> I watched this for far too long.
literally me if i get married
(Source: giffingtbbt)
everyones panic attacks are different. LISTEN to them.
Being someone who has frequent attacks, I HIGHLY approve of this.
(Source: bernbutt)
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
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